Unscrupulous Man Eater
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Eye candy.
T visited with the landscape designer Brook Klausing to see how he dresses for work every day.
If you ask somebody a question then you need to be prepared to hear the answer, no matter what that answer may be. If you aren’t prepared to hear the answer, then don’t ask the fucking question.
So funny!
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert sits down with Where the Wild Things Are author and affable crank Maurice Sendak to discuss a potential Where the Wild Things sequel among other penises.
Part 2 airs tonight.
[ccinsider.]
I do not watch “The Bachelor.” (Well, I did watch that Brad/Emily season, but a pair of shoes were on the line!) But when I was browsing The Frisky this headline caught my eye. I proceeded to read the article in its entirety and…I couldn’t have said written it better myself. These are some snippets from the article that I think everyone, men and women alike, can apply to love…and need to remember:
- The fact is, no matter how much you want to “open up” to someone or make them love you over the other girls, it’s never going to happen unless it’s there to begin with.
- There is a reason the “on paper” guy is bad everywhere else.
- …not every guy is going to be a good match.
- If it feels like a massive effort, maybe it isn’t worth it?
- Would [he] really be the guy they would pick for themselves if there were 10 other guys to choose from?
- We all have choices and just because a man wants us or shows some interest or SEEMS like a catch doesn’t mean he is. If we aren’t feeling it on some level, forcing it isn’t the answer. By stepping aside and letting nature run its course, you allow a greater chance of REAL love.
Gchat Corner with Cheshire
| Me: | HELLO! where in the heck in the world have you been?! |
| Cheshire: | HEY!!!!!! I am here I am here! hungry as a banchee too |
| Me: | a banchee! did I ever tell you my banchee story? you'll get a kick out of it |
| Cheshire: | hahahah no, TELL ME! |
| Me: | ok...so, my grandparents (my mom's parents) used to live in rice, basically it's out in the boonies, waaaay in the country, it's all farms and land and shit....there are these dilapidated sheds and stuff and I used to be like "what's in those?" and one day my mom said "screaming banchees" I was like "whaaaaat is a screaming banchee?" she said "a lady ghost, if you look them in the eye, you turn to stone" I was like 8 when she told me this. I used to be deathly afraid of screaming banchees. My mom denies ever telling me such nonsense |
| Cheshire: | hahahaha...she scarred you for life and she wants to block it out...well you must not have looked at them bc you didnt turn to stone! |
| Me: | lol, I suppose you're right....I would be super scared to go to sleep at night becuase the room I slept in at their house had a window that faced a dilipidated shed on their property...I thought for sure that while I was asleep a screaming banchee would come tapping on the window, so I'd wake up and look out the window to find out what was making that noise...and I'd accidentally look into its eyes! tricky banchees |
| Cheshire: | hhahaha...oh how our imaginations run wild...when we are younger and even when we are scared! |
| Me: | oh for sure....the things kids think. You think I should tell Harper about screaming banchees? I'll tell her they come out of boys' penises, so she shouldn't go near them |
| Cheshire: | BAHAHAHAHA seiously!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Me: | yea, I am not kidding either |
Kind of looks like a Gremlin.
Morning Fluff: Creepy Cat is watching you Portishead.
[dpaf.]
I changed my blog URL…it is now sillymommysillybaby. Still me, still Harper, different name.
(Source: angels-and-angles, via playfullyseductive)
Answer:
It’s been four days since my spin class and my ass if finally back to normal. Ridiculous. I am going to give it a couple more chances…because, why not? (I say that today, but tomorrow could be a different story.)
Words of wisdom.
- It’s a waste of your time to worry about what people think of you. There will always be haters, and it’s rarely about you and even more rarely your problem. Let them hate.
- We create our own realities; you can do absolutely anything you want to. Define success for yourself, make your own…