February 2011
Mother Nature, why do you tease me so?
Yessss!!! 66 on Wednesday :)
Noooo!!! Ice on Friday :(
January 2011
“Just because it’s fast doesn’t mean it’s not going to work.”
– Acorn
The Facebook Setting You Should Change As Quickly... →
Girls, we need to have a chat. →
datebynumbers:
I know a lot of my readers are young. Knowing that is one of the reason I started editing out sexual content. I think it is very important to emphasize that I am 25, and I have plenty of lessons left to learn.
It’s important to read the article linked, as it addresses the challenges girls (yes, girls, not young women) are facing today. There is a grave difference between...
for the next 5 days
belle-de-nuit:
i must tote a faux pregnant belly (8-9 months pregnant, to be exact) at school for psychology. it’s for extra credit, but i am so down to do this. we also have to go out in public at least once with it. i cannot wait to fuck with people.
the only downside to all this, is that none of my fucking clothes fit. i thought i could wear some cute, babydoll dresses with my half-inflated...
Not Drunk
Acorn and Cheshire helped me move some things out of my apartment and into MM’s today. (I’m doing this move over the span of a couple months…verrrryyyy slowly.) With their help we got things done within probably half an hour. Then the three of us headed to lunch at one of my favorite haunts. Gah, I miss drinking at that place. However, even whilst sober the three of us were...
soul-surfer:
Blink 182 | Always
Fridays were so much more appealing when after work drinks were involved. After work drinks, cigarettes, weed, and dancing.
Elevator Creepers
Elevators are awkward places. Are they not? They are small and sometimes they are crowded. So you look at the buttons, or at the doors, or at your shoes, or you fiddle with your phone. If you know somebody on the elevator you make small talk. Hey, how are you, fine thanks, it’s cold out today, yada yada yada. Sometimes you nod at people, sometimes you respond when somebody says...
euphoriaplocephalus asked: [[[[I hope you won't mind posting this: It's important to get Queer info out!]]]]
Hey Everyone; My name is Sinia Rodriguez [http://euphoriaplocephalus.tumblr.com/] & I'm a co-chair for this years' Queer People of Color Conference, which is being held at UCR in April (8th-10th)!
The Theme for this year is Decolonize Your Mind.
We...
Hey Everyone; My name is Sinia Rodriguez [http://euphoriaplocephalus.tumblr.com/] & I'm a co-chair for this years' Queer People of Color Conference, which is being held at UCR in April (8th-10th)!
The Theme for this year is Decolonize Your Mind.
We...
20+ Things You Didn’t Know About Penises – But... →
siddman:
Guys are programmed to finish quickly
So don’t take it personally. “The true purpose of intercourse is procreation,” explains Dr. Fiske, “and men have evolved to have sex just long enough to get the job done.” In fact 85 percent of guys can seal the deal in three minutes or less, however it’s the wise man who hangs in there long enough for his partner to catch up — especially if he...
samalame asked: Not really a question, but saw this and thought of your blog: http://imgfave.com/view/1110774
Anonymous asked: body hair on a man: where is it cool and where does it make you gag in disgust? i keep the back and shoulders at bay, do some cleanup work down there and just let the rest do it's thing. too much?
emilieloveswithherwholeheart asked: I just want to say how thankful I am for your blog. I feel like I often see people say thanks and then ask a question, but no question here. Just a sincere thanks.
Anonymous asked: I've recently read a lot of your past blog entries and I love them! I do have one question though. When you were dating Who it seemed like you did a lot of the work. That you really put forth the initiative and effort in the beginning even though you knew he was interested. Now, you abide by the "he's just not that into me" approach and say that a man should really put forth...
Gchat Corner with my Cousin
Me: What are you guys going to do? Wait! Don't answer that.
Cousin: Hahahaha...going to sundance, then to Tahoe. So snowboard, party, and sex. Ahahahaha!
Me: OMG Sundance! I am so jealous! Please tell James Franco that when I am done having MM's baby, I would like to have his baby.
Cousin: Hahahha! I will tell him!
Me: Thank you. Don't tell MM. He doesn't know that James Franco is my celebrity pass.
Cousin: Hahahhaa...I'll be sure not to let that slip.
Me: I appreciate it.
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via paulavaleria)
pieceofapuzzle asked: Do you believe in "the one"? When it comes to a partner of course, not Neo from the Matrix.
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
nola-darling:rednailpolishblackmascara:
you know you want to.
Just Me and My Lonesome
MM has been out of town since Saturday, for work. He is in Florida. I am home, by myself…well, I’ve got a dog and two cats keeping me company. But I miss my man. I’ve started to get used to sleeping next to him every night. Waking up during the night and being able to roll over and cuddle him for awhile has become a guilty pleasure. I like knowing he’s in the house, or...
“Slut-bashing is a cheap and easy way to feel powerful. If you feel insecure or...”
– [Leora Tanenbaum (Harper Paperbacks, 2000.): Slut! Growing Up Female with a Bad Reputation, p. 238.] (via dr-clear-heels)
i cringe when i hear women call other women sluts. makes me so angry.
(via femaletroubled)
It hurts my heart to hear anyone call a woman a slut, but it also makes me laugh...
14 Sex Mistakes Real Men Never Make →
“This is the one of the most common mistakes men make. Society has emasculated...”
– Bad Sex Moves (via siddman)
illusiver asked: Yay for anniversaries!! Here's to another year, Naoma. Cheers mate! ;)
(You don't have to reply to this. I just wanted to tell you thankssss for the good tumblr timez.)
(You don't have to reply to this. I just wanted to tell you thankssss for the good tumblr timez.)
One Year Anniversary
Happy anniversary to me and not to you! Just kidding, happy anniversary to you guys as well. A year ago today (or maybe yesterday) I started this here gem of a blog. And look how far I’ve come! Over 5,000 followers, damn y’all, where do you come from? I am thankful for each and every one of you lovely readers, even the ones I don’t know about. You guys are what make me keep...
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in fate or destiny? Do you really think that if something is supposed to happen with two people that it will happen?
Anonymous asked: Thanks for your reply, i am very sure, iv just been so so depressed i've acted very foolishly, he makes me world go round. I'll just hope for the best, he means the world to me :)
bigdickgoldchain asked: love the name of your blog, love ur blog. not really a question lol - oh ok - check my page do u think im cute, theres a question lol
Anonymous asked: Hello, i really do enjoy your blog, i haven't been reading it for that long but its addictive so congrats. :_
I really would love some advice in my messed up life.
Around 5 months ago i came out of a long term relationship and very soon after my best friend declared his love for me, i was in a really awful place and admitted i had feelings for him to, which i...
I really would love some advice in my messed up life.
Around 5 months ago i came out of a long term relationship and very soon after my best friend declared his love for me, i was in a really awful place and admitted i had feelings for him to, which i...
Anonymous asked: For over a year I've had this "friends with benefits". It's really important to me that we can always be friends. however, the truth is that i want to be more than fuck-buddy/friends. I have really strong feelings for him and sometimes I think he might feel the same. For example, he will come over in the middle of the week and we will talk and snuggle, etc. But at other...
Anonymous asked: hi Naoma! so i have a really dumb question to ask. do girls care abt the size of a guys dick when it's flaccid?
