February 2012
Tip Insites Class Warfare →
As someone who has worked in the food service industry for YEARS, and as someone who is part of the 99%, this INFURIATES me.
The Betches Guide to Valentine's Day →
My cousin sent me this link, and I’m sharing it with all of you. Please read!
February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine’s Day to all those that are celebrating today.
Happy Regular Ordinary Day to all those that hate Valentine’s Day!
Valentine's Day (for those who are not "coupled...
Get the fuck off the couch, put down the fucking Ben & Jerry’s, take a goddamn shower and STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF. Valentine’s Day is JUST ANOTHER ORDINARY DAY and you don’t throw a pity party for yourself every day, do you? (If you do, I’m real sorry and maybe you should talk to a professional about that.) Don’t be all weepy and whiny and all “I...
Valentine's Day (for those who are "coupled up")
V-Day is fast approaching and I thought I should go ahead make a list of the things you should NOT purchase for your Valentine.
Do not buy a box of assorted chocolates. Why? Half of them are disgusting. Fuck, all of them are disgusting. In fact, don’t buy chocolate at all. Or if you absolutely INSIST on purchasing chocolate, put some fucking thought into it. I absolutely do not like...
How Does This Happen?
I need this explained to me.
A friend of a friend recently admitted to me that he is sleeping with the mother of a girl that he used to sleep with. (The mother is married.) Now, I’m not judging, but I am curious. How does this come about? How does one manage to sleep with both a daughter and a mother? (Not at the same time.)
Please. Someone explain.
To Clear Things Up...
Sex Lessons from Spiders: 5 Benefits of the... →
The title made me think of this song.
I woke up one morning and my penis was missing…