This guy:

What in the fuck. Why in the world would you want to put your eyes in jail?!
Look, I’m all for body modification. I’m a big fan of tattoos and piercings*, but some people just take it far too far. Like this guy. I don’t know, if it’s your thing, if dudes piercing their eyes turns you on, then date the shit out of him. Otherwise…what the fuck.
*I like some piercings. Not like, sexual reprodutive organs piercings, or like…shit liek that.
(Photo credit: I got the photo from Shock Mansion’s Facebook page.)