Lies My Teacher Told Me

  • MM (to Harper): Are you going to school today?
  • MM (to Harper): One day you'll go to big kid school. And you'll learn about Christopher Columbus and all sorts of stuff.
  • Me: AND IT'S ALL LIES!
  • MM: (Shoots me a WTF look)
  • Me: Well, it is. That Christopher Columbus stuff, he didn't discover America. And John Smith and Pocahontas. That did not happen like the textbooks would make you believe.
  • MM: Oh my God.
  • Me (to Harper): Don't worry. Mommy will teach you the truth.