| MM (to Harper): | Are you going to school today? |
| MM (to Harper): | One day you'll go to big kid school. And you'll learn about Christopher Columbus and all sorts of stuff. |
| Me: | AND IT'S ALL LIES! |
| MM: | (Shoots me a WTF look) |
| Me: | Well, it is. That Christopher Columbus stuff, he didn't discover America. And John Smith and Pocahontas. That did not happen like the textbooks would make you believe. |
| MM: | Oh my God. |
| Me (to Harper): | Don't worry. Mommy will teach you the truth. |