When I was 13 years old my parents and I visited New York City.  We were on an elevator with some men who were speaking German.  They were commenting, rather disgustingly, on my mother’s breasts.  I turned to face them and told them, in German, to fuck off and get a life, and that I was certain they had small penises. The looks on their faces gave me immense satisfaction.

When I was 13 years old my parents and I visited New York City.  We were on an elevator with some men who were speaking German.  They were commenting, rather disgustingly, on my mother’s breasts.  I turned to face them and told them, in German, to fuck off and get a life, and that I was certain they had small penises.

The looks on their faces gave me immense satisfaction.