| Me: | HELLO! where in the heck in the world have you been?!
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| Cheshire: | HEY!!!!!! I am here I am here! hungry as a banchee too
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| Me: | a banchee! did I ever tell you my banchee story? you'll get a kick out of it
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| Cheshire: | hahahah no, TELL ME!
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| Me: | ok...so, my grandparents (my mom's parents) used to live in rice, basically it's out in the boonies, waaaay in the country, it's all farms and land and shit....there are these dilapidated sheds and stuff and I used to be like "what's in those?" and one day my mom said "screaming banchees" I was like "whaaaaat is a screaming banchee?" she said "a lady ghost, if you look them in the eye, you turn to stone" I was like 8 when she told me this. I used to be deathly afraid of screaming banchees. My mom denies ever telling me such nonsense
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| Cheshire: | hahahaha...she scarred you for life and she wants to block it out...well you must not have looked at them bc you didnt turn to stone!
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| Me: | lol, I suppose you're right....I would be super scared to go to sleep at night becuase the room I slept in at their house had a window that faced a dilipidated shed on their property...I thought for sure that while I was asleep a screaming banchee would come tapping on the window, so I'd wake up and look out the window to find out what was making that noise...and I'd accidentally look into its eyes! tricky banchees
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| Cheshire: | hhahaha...oh how our imaginations run wild...when we are younger and even when we are scared!
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| Me: | oh for sure....the things kids think. You think I should tell Harper about screaming banchees? I'll tell her they come out of boys' penises, so she shouldn't go near them
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| Cheshire: | BAHAHAHAHA seiously!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Me: | yea, I am not kidding either |