• Co-Worker: Why are these files recalled for February 29th?
  • Me: Because that's when I need them.
  • Co-Worker: For the 29th? Of February?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Co-Worker: ...
  • Me: What are you getting at?
  • Co-Worker: You realize that Februrary only has 28 days?
  • Me: You realize that it is a leap year?
  • Co-Worker: A leap what?
  • Me: A leap year. Do you know what that is?
  • Co-Worker: Um. Nooo.
  • Me: Google it.