Here’s the Thing
When I started this blog I was not in a relationship. I did not have a child. I had no commitments, no responsibilities. Well I had bills to pay and a job to go to and shit, but who doesn’t have that? And if you don’t have that, fuck you, I hate you. Sort of, not really, maybe just a little.
Anywayyyy…I had big plans for this blog. BIG. HUGE. Like, I was going to be the Carrie Bradshaw of the blogging world. But then I started dating a guy and done got myself knocked the fuck up. And I’m real happy in my new life, as a girlfriend and a mom and working professional and shit. I’m real happy. Real peachy-like. It’s not all roses, but it certainly ain’t terrible. Ya heard.
Well, now I’m at a crossroads. What the fuck do I do with this blog? Where the fuck do I go from here? I love you, you crazy followers you. I love my readers. I don’t want to goooooo. But how do I stay? How do I continue being um, awesome, and um, nothing short of spectacular? HOW DO I DO THIS?! I’m certainly not being unscrupulous any longer, I mean I’VE GOT A FUCKING KID TO RAISE! And I’m all wifed up and shit. And by “wifed up” I mean I’m in a for serious relationship, no worries, there ain’t no ring on this finger. I didn’t go and get hitched in the seven and half weeks I’ve been MIA. NO WORRIES.
I want to continue blogging. I want to continue doin’ the damn thing. I JUST CAN’T LET GO OF YOU SILLY LOVERS. So here’s what I’ve decided to do…I’m going to keep blogging. I know, the suspense was killing you, sorry to have let you down if your expectations weren’t met. Womp.
For some reason unbeknownst to me, y’all like my advice. And I like helping others. So…I’m going to keep blogging, but I’d like to steer this blog towards to becoming an advice-y-ish blog. You ask, I answer. I mean, I know everything. JK, I’m really bad at math.
Ask away, lovers. I’ve missed you. I’ve missed your words. I hope you’ve maybe, just a teeny, tiny bit, missed mine…just a teeny, tiny bit. I’m here. I promise. I’m listening. I promise. And I’m answering. I promise.
AND I’M SUPER HAPPY TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
